The Holy Wabbitist Empire of Mockia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Archer Rat with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.419 billion Mockians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ratzeburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mockian economy, worth a remarkable 1,358 trillion Copies of Bad Rats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 130,348 Copies of Bad Rats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,003 per year while the poor average 30,191, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

It's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Mockia offered the words "peace be upon you", pranking is an art form, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and the mouth-frothing Mockian can be confused for a rabid Rat. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mockia's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wabbitism.

Mockia is ranked 312,479^th in the world and 64^th in KAKISTOCRACY LEAGUE for Smartest Citizens, with 0.42 quips per hour.