The Colony of Mobley is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.944 billion Mobleyians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Mobleyian economy, worth 649 trillion districtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 72,627 districtas, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mobley's national animal is the quick pink fox.

Mobley is ranked 259,209^th in the world and 1^st in City of Toronto for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 493.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.