The Imperial Dominion of Moarfall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hughes Elgind with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.121 billion Moarfallians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acheron. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Moarfallian economy, worth a remarkable 8,907 trillion Kredits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 354,597 Kredits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,567,377 per year while the poor average 15,524, a ratio of 165 to 1.

Voters must decide whether to go number one or number two, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and the mouth-frothing Moarfallian can be confused for a rabid Dragon. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Moarfall's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Moarfall is ranked 330,888^th in the world and 23^rd in New Coalition of Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -42.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.