The 🇺🇸🇨🇦 ambitious project of MLS is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Don Garber with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.519 billion MLSians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MLS HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient MLSian economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion Garberbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,895 Garberbucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 592,574 per year while the poor average 44,941, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, a sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLS's national animal is the Pitch invading Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Soccer.

MLS is ranked 11,780^th in the world and 3^rd in Neo Otaku Utopia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 39,542.76 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.