The Kingdom of Mister Red is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.903 billion Mister Red Rocketeers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Redian economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,243 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Mister Redian flag qualifies you for citizenship, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Red's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Red is ranked 11,731^st in the world and 17^th in Schopenhauer for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,398.18 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.