The Walking Ice Cream of Mister Dips is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Mister Dips with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.772 billion Mister Dipsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mister Dipsian economy, worth 947 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 80,510 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", when their backs are against the walls Mister Dipsians look out for gay men, euthanasia is illegal, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Mister Dips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Dips's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Mister Dips is ranked 22,757^th in the world and 1^st in Mister Dips for Nicest Citizens, with 21.78 average smiles per day.