The State of Misiones is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.169 billion Misionesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.9%.

The very strong Misionesian economy, worth 732 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 30,314 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Misiones has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Misiones's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Misiones is ranked 103,428^th in the world and 189^th in Ancient Lands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 561.2 pounds of wildlife per square mile.