The State of Mironov is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.333 billion Mironovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Mironovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,908 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,787 per year while the poor average 4,131, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, voting is voluntary, Mironov's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and Mironov has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mironov's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mironov is ranked 302,461^st in the world and 1^st in Hebron for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.