The United Socialist States of Mirhanzys is a massive, safe nation, ruled by High Council of Mirhanzys with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.455 billion Mirhanzysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ishtar Amar. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Mirhanzysian economy, worth 80.3 trillion K'shats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,183 K'shats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mirhanzys's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mirhanzys is ranked 277,038^th in the world and 25^th in Surpridom of the Left for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.