The Uniate Albanians of Mireditia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Xhovalin Spaqi with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.794 billion Miredites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prizren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Miredite economy, worth a remarkable 2,706 trillion leks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,579 leks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,209 per year while the poor average 57,310, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Children complain that school food is too flavorful, the Not a Tax Haven Foundation is the most popular charity, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mireditia's national animal is the badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Albanian Greek Catholic.

Mireditia is ranked 5,030^th in the world and 1^st in Aeterna Regnum for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 17 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.