The Jingoistic States of Miona is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 544 million Mionans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miocity. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mionan economy, worth 31.0 trillion Troy ounces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,938 Troy ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Clerics remind orphans of their parents' wickedness, Miocity's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, an eye for an eye leaves Miona blind, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miona's national animal is the polar bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Miona is ranked 140,389^th in the world and 1^st in Ordem dos Cruzeiros for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.