The Pittsburgh Pirates Prospects of Minor League Farm System is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lou Brown with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.183 billion Minor Leaguers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittsburgh. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The strong Bush League economy, worth 472 trillion wins above replacements a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 65,711 wins above replacements, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Minor League Farm System's national animal is the bird mascot and its national religion is The Church of Baseball.

Minor League Farm System is ranked 226,226^th in the world and 27^th in Minor League Farm System for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,804.36 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.