The Funky Dance Party of Minimark is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Resident Ugaoth Kordoba with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.064 billion Minimarkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rondestag. The average income tax rate is 63.7%.

The all-consuming Minimarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion Digital Pitstans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 87,782 Digital Pitstans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is rumoured that Prime Resident Ugaoth Kordoba uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Minimark's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Minimark is ranked 190,665^th in the world and 3^rd in Region Name for Most Extreme, scoring 14.85 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.