The Pristine Redoubt of Mindalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Glorious Empress Rydia with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 49.583 billion Mindalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rydane. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mindalian economy, worth an astonishing 24,987 trillion kronars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 503,962 kronars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Mindalia, and foreign invaders are putting Mindalian lab rats out of a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mindalia's national animal is the mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mindalia is ranked 1,713^th in the world and 1^st in The Green World for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,053.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.