The National State of Minarchystan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lyustrator3000 with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.996 billion Minarchystanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Minarchystanian economy, worth 502 trillion svets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 167,608 svets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,398,131 per year while the poor average 3,947, a ratio of 354 to 1.

Foreign diplomats return home twice the men they once were, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, retired racing porcupines are served truffles for breakfast, and children receive government-sanctioned brainrot. Crime is almost non-existent. Minarchystan's national animal is the porcupine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Minarchystan is ranked 26,356^th in the world and 2^nd in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,750.86 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.