The United Empire of Miltil is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Andrew Nyrzyr XII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.532 billion Miltilians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miltil City. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Miltilan economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,492 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Andrew Nyrzyr XII's most personal functions, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Miltil's national animal is the Imperial-Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Divine law of knowledge.

Miltil is ranked 15,501^st in the world and 724^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 102,840.65 Standard Monetary Units.