The Free Land of Mill Park is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 333 million Mill Parkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The strong Mill Parkian economy, worth 20.5 trillion Stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 61,481 Stones, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,171 per year while the poor average 3,964, a ratio of 98.9 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, copyright laws have been abolished, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mill Park's national animal is the Sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mill Park is ranked 306,153^rd in the world and 6^th in The New Order Pact Summit for Largest Governments, scoring 3.87 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.