The Queen's State of Milford Valley is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.626 billion Milford Valleyians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Milford Valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,672 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,721 per year while the poor average 2,400, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, graffiti graces every city's streets, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and Milford Valley has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Milford Valley's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Milford Valley is ranked 288,143^rd in the world and 8^th in Benin for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.02 law-abiding acts per hour.