The State of MIHCK is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 21.181 billion MIHCKians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MIHCK. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The MIHCKian economy, worth 801 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,824 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

MIHCK has designated MIHCK as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of MIHCK in an international press conference, diaper sales are up, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MIHCK's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MIHCK is ranked 201,442^nd in the world and 1^st in Minsk for Smartest Citizens, with 24.49 quips per hour.