The Eltran Might Update Today of Might of Jon Blackwolf is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jon Blackwolf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.444 billion Updaters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brachycardian Cavemen. The average income tax rate is 31.4%.

The Inconsistent economy, worth 356 trillion victories a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,830 victories, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Brachycardian Cavemen's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, a degree in Jon Blackwolf Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Might of Jon Blackwolf's national animal is the black wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Defender Moralism.

Might of Jon Blackwolf is ranked 122,756^th in the world and 200^th in The Bobcat Nation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,696.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.