The Federal Republic of Miechainl is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.137 billion Miechainlians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Miechainlian economy, worth 515 trillion Miechakls a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 72,184 Miechakls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, Miechainl City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miechainl's national animal is the Hedgehog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Miechainl is ranked 97,165^th in the world and 5,028^th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,435.42 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.