Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2ndMost Efficient Economies: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th
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Midlands

Population40.188 billion

LeaderLeader

Currencysand dollar
Animalbear

The United States of Midlands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 40.188 billion Midlandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Midlandsian economy, worth an astonishing 29,908 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 744,211 sand dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,607,808 per year while the poor average 88,861, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, the government thinks Midlandsians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Midlands's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Midlands is ranked 29th in the world and 2nd in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 24,037.62 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2ndMost Efficient Economies: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thLargest Populations: 14thMost Avoided: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 15thRudest Citizens: 15thFattest Citizens: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 27thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29thHighest Economic Output: 30thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31stLargest Agricultural Sector: 53rdHighest Average Incomes: 61stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rdLargest Mining Sector: 67thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 112thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 142ndLargest Gambling Industry: 143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 163rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 202ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 248thSmartest Citizens: 342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 682ndLargest Publishing Industry: 937thLargest Governments: 952ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,366thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,065thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,044thSafest: 5,076thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,383rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,759thLargest Black Market: 8,561stTop
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Most Armed: 12,367thMost Stationary: 14,002ndMost Secular: 14,304thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,915thMost Politically Free: 15,885thMost Influential: 16,105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,611thMost Pro-Market: 18,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,627thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,356thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,560th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Midlands lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, the government thinks Midlandsians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.

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