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Midlands

Population42.744 billion

LeaderLeader

Currencysand dollar
Animalbear

The United States of Midlands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 42.744 billion Midlandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Midlandsian economy, worth an astonishing 33,391 trillion sand dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 781,200 sand dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,649,673 per year while the poor average 60,112, a ratio of 77.3 to 1.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Midlands's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Midlands is ranked 4th in the world and 2nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 107.39 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2ndMost Efficient Economies: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10thRudest Citizens: 11thLargest Populations: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 17thFattest Citizens: 18thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rdHighest Economic Output: 24thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndMost Avoided: 34thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rdHighest Average Incomes: 58thLargest Agricultural Sector: 60thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 69thLargest Mining Sector: 73rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 82ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 119thLargest Gambling Industry: 139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 217thSmartest Citizens: 234thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 274thMost Subsidized Industry: 505thLargest Governments: 754thLargest Publishing Industry: 768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,042ndHighest Drug Use: 1,088thMost Armed: 1,183rdMost Politically Free: 1,443rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,845thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,752ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,828thLargest Black Market: 8,486thNudest: 9,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,720thMost Stationary: 11,676thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,344thMost Influential: 14,522ndMost Secular: 14,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,070thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,997thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,236thMost Extreme: 21,103rdMost Pro-Market: 22,861stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,074th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Midlands lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Midlands, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Midlands lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.

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