The Resurrected Argead Empire of Middle Vers is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Alexandros V Argead with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.777 billion Macedonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Macedonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,398 trillion bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 619,823 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mosh pits are a common phenomenon in King Alexandros V Argead's political rallies, schoolchildren seeking entertainment have been told to go fish, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor, and a little love goes a long way claim Macedonian news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Vers's national animal is the sprat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Alexander.

Middle Vers is ranked 164,803^rd in the world and 9^th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,150.91 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.