The Totally Calm Army of Middle Mourld Minosla is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jahnsenn Crisa Adler with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.395 billion Middle Mourld Minoslans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Middle Minos Bayside. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Middle Mourld Minoslan economy, worth 138 trillion bahtcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 57,824 bahtcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, Middle Mourld Minoslan watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Middle Mourld Minosla's national animal is the Minoil Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Raidrqid.

Middle Mourld Minosla is ranked 208,152^nd in the world and 321^st in Lone Wolves United for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,986.98 Standard Monetary Units.