The Republic of Middle Impacefirldfunnies is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its enforced nudity, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.559 billion Middle Impacefirldfunniesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 88.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Middle Impacefirldfunniesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,620 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 214,329 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Impacefirldfunnies's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Middle Impacefirldfunnies is ranked 1,208^th in the world and 2^nd in Hearth of Hestia for Largest Black Market, with 7,205 trillion Standard Monetary Units.