The Republic of MicroStrategy Incorporated is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Michael J Saylor with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.162 billion MicroStrategy Incorporatedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tysons Corner. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.8%.

The frighteningly efficient MicroStrategy Incorporatedian economy, worth 327 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 103,672 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MicroStrategy Incorporated's national animal is the shares, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MicroStrategy Incorporated is ranked 72,154^th in the world and 83^rd in OTC Markets for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,143.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.