The United States of Microoceania is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by President William Jefferson Clinton with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 9.8 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient an American economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion United States Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 131,801 United States Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's illegal to be caught on tape, doomscrolling is all the rage amongst the nation's teenagers, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, and the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Microoceania's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Religious Liberty.

Microoceania is ranked 67,791^st in the world and 629^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 9.80 billion capita.