The Islamic Federation of Microoceania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Mikhail Melnyk with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.007 billion Microoceanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brisbane. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.3%.

The powerhouse Microoceanian economy, worth 96.0 trillion Microoceanian Austrinicoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,371 Microoceanian Austrinicoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,014 per year while the poor average 26,254, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and Islam has been named as Microoceania's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Microoceania's national animal is the Pacific Kuna Zlatica, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Microoceania is ranked 156,345^th in the world and 6^th in The Collective Security Pact for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 372.51 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.