The Free Land of Mickeys mind is a tiny, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9 million Rats are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The strong Mouse economy, worth 533 billion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 59,198 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,448 per year while the poor average 13,312, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, foundling babies rarely make it off the doorsteps they are abandoned on, and it turns out that trees grow on Pounds. Crime is moderate. Mickeys mind's national animal is the Mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mickeys mind is ranked 27,957^th in the world and 2^nd in Dark Skys for Most Secular, with 33.78 Atheism Rate.