The Republic of Mickey Mouse Land is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.724 billion Mickey Mouse Landians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The strong Mickey Mouse Landian economy, worth 94.2 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,629 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,252 per year while the poor average 4,076, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Mickey Mouse Land's national animal is the mouse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mickey Mouse Land is ranked 175,154^th in the world and 1^st in Elberia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,325.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.