The Jaggeresque Moves of Mick Jagger is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Glimmer Twins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.343 billion Mick Jaggerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodgeville. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mick Jaggerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,263 trillion chicks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,262 chicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The green glow is a sign of clean energy, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and patriotism is in the nation's DNA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mick Jagger's national animal is the Rooster.

Mick Jagger is ranked 54,928^th in the world and 2^nd in Manhattan for Highest Average Incomes, with 111,262.4 Standard Monetary Units.