The HES BOOTED OFFFF YIPEEE of Michael Voss is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 3.206 billion Michael Vossians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.2%.

The very strong Michael Vossian economy, worth 183 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,305 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Michael Voss's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Michael Voss is ranked 135,272^nd in the world and 15^th in AFL for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.64 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.