The Federation of Micemese is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 646 million Micemeseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong Micemesean economy, worth 30.2 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,770 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,234 per year while the poor average 3,996, a ratio of 66.6 to 1.

Preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it, cars have been banned, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Micemese's national animal is the swan.

Micemese is ranked 300,502^nd in the world and 1^st in Micemese for Safest, scoring 15.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.