The Rogue Nation of Miasalad is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.336 billion Miasaladians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.7%.

The powerhouse Miasaladian economy, worth 633 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 100,007 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism, and bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miasalad's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Miasalad is ranked 9,716^th in the world and 230^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 95.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.