The State of Miami is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.046 billion Miamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Miamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,757 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 54,844 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 372,872 per year while the poor average 2,946, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The Governor has just been declared ruler of Miami in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Miami's national religion, Miami Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and edutainment video games are taking Miami's students to the next level. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Miami's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Miami is ranked 279,536^th in the world and 2^nd in Miami for Most Accessible, scoring 180.64 on the Keller-Reeve Index.