Most Stationary: 5,716thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,222ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,038th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Skin on skin, let the love begin
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Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Mexmex

Population12.699 billion

Currency$$
Animalswordfish

The Republic of Mexmex is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 12.699 billion Mexmexians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mexmexian economy, worth 520 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,966 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, bicyclists are banned from major roads, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and Mexmexian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mexmex's national animal is the swordfish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Mexmex is ranked 135,472nd in the world and 1st in Mexcaltitlan for Most Politically Free, scoring 48.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Stationary: 5,716thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,222ndTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,038thLargest Black Market: 13,929thLargest Populations: 19,083rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mexmex was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Mexmex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Mexmex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexmex, Mexmexian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexmex, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexmex, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexmex, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Mexmex was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Mexmex, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Mexmex, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.

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