The Republic of Mexans New is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.878 billion Mexans Newians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Mexans Newian economy, worth 690 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 46,386 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,962 per year while the poor average 2,907, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mexans New's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mexans New is ranked 172,209^th in the world and 1^st in The FA for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 454.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.