The Republic of Method Man is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 1.616 billion Method Manians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.
The Method Manian economy, worth 63.7 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,413 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Method Man's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Method Man is ranked 166,105th in the world and 11th in DatPiff for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 630.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Method Man's influence in DatPiff rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
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Method Man, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
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Method Man, money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it.
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Method Man, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
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Method Man, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
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Method Man, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
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Method Man, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
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Method Man, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
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Method Man, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
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Method Man, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".











