The Oldest Living Immortal of Meth0s is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Awakening with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.714 billion Meth0sians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urik. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Meth0sian economy, worth a remarkable 4,865 trillion Quickenings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,189 Quickenings, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, and trains and passengers alike are often late. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Meth0s's national animal is the Immortal Spirit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quickening.

Meth0s is ranked 261,943^rd in the world and 411^th in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring -197.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.