The United Kingdom of Messyourself is a mid-sized, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 69 million Messyourselfians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Messyourselfian economy, worth 2.95 trillion Brandon-coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,767 Brandon-coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Messyourselfian weed picker are way up, and the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Messyourself's national animal is the Brandon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Messyourself is ranked 105,937^th in the world and 6^th in Hatsune Miku for Highest Poor Incomes, with 29,575.71 Standard Monetary Units.