The Meow of Meow2 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.927 billion Balthazar Gutnicks live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of meow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Meow2ian economy, worth 135 trillion meows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,136 meows, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,073 per year while the poor average 5,082, a ratio of 45.9 to 1.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Meow2's national animal is the meow.

Meow2 is ranked 308,055^th in the world and 11^th in oliver for Safest, scoring 12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.