Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,789thMost Conservative: 7,216thFattest Citizens: 7,731st
The Master of Fates of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Wronged
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Dominator
Elder King
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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MELK0R

Population2.717 billion

CapitalNethermost Hall
LeaderElder King Melkor

CurrencySilmaril
AnimalCaptured Elves

The Master of Fates of MELK0R is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Elder King Melkor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.717 billion Orcs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nethermost Hall. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Melkor's economy, worth 214 trillion Silmarils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,854 Silmarils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's a hole in the heart of every Melkor's city, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Elder King Melkor wears an armoured gauntlet, and increasing numbers of children in MELK0R have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. MELK0R's national animal is the Captured Elves, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MELK0R is ranked 174,382nd in the world and 2nd in Angband for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 336.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,789thMost Conservative: 7,216thFattest Citizens: 7,731stMost Authoritarian: 9,460thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,793rdTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,125thLargest Retail Industry: 28,290thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30,579th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MELK0R was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : MELK0R was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in MELK0R, increasing numbers of children in MELK0R have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in MELK0R, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Elder King Melkor wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in MELK0R, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • : Following new legislation in MELK0R, there's a hole in the heart of every Melkor's city.
  • : Following new legislation in MELK0R, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : Following new legislation in MELK0R, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Elder King Melkor's portrait.
  • : MELK0R updated the World Factbook entry in Udun.
  • : Following new legislation in MELK0R, Nethermost Hall University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.

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