The Partizans of Melitopol is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.505 billion Melitopolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Melitopolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,327 Hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Melitopolian dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them, Melitopolians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melitopol's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Melitopol is ranked 76,007^th in the world and 12^th in The Moon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,016.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.