The Queendom of Meleys is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Princess Rhaenys Targaryen with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.321 billion Meleysians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Landing. The average income tax rate is 48.7%.

The Meleysian economy, worth 241 trillion golden dragons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 55,808 golden dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Meleysian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meleys's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Targaryen exceptionalism.

Meleys is ranked 33,913^th in the world and 5^th in Dragonstone for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,231.52 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.