The Republic of Meguca mudoka is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.509 billion Meguca mudokans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Meguca mudokan economy, worth 443 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,194 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Meguca mudokans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meguca mudoka's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Meguca mudoka is ranked 287,692^nd in the world and 40^th in Lewisham Library for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.47 on the Bus Surprisal Index.