The United States of Meat meat is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7 million Meat meatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The weak Meat meatian economy, worth 214 billion meats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 30,602 meats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meat meat's national animal is the meat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Meat meat is ranked 61,795^th in the world and 5^th in Enomenos for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,887.68 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.