The Golden on Red Arches of McSoviet is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.268 billion McSoviety are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Petersburger. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient McSovieti economy, worth a remarkable 1,478 trillion nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,785 nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and friendly revolutionaries are the nation's greatest export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. McSoviet's national animal is the land whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Super-Sized.

McSoviet is ranked 10,067^th in the world and 1^st in Fast food for Highest Poor Incomes, with 125,910.84 Standard Monetary Units.