The State of McCulloch is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.499 billion McCullochians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The strong McCullochian economy, worth 909 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,441 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly atheist, voting is voluntary, and McCulloch has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem. McCulloch's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

McCulloch is ranked 100,722^nd in the world and 3^rd in Honiara for Most Corrupt Governments, with 12.8 kickbacks per hour.