The Empire of Mc Nilands is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Will Nye the Pizza Guy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.555 billion Mc Nilandsians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mc Nilands. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mc Nilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion Metal monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 124,039 Metal monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 658,591 per year while the poor average 12,342, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mc Nilands's national animal is the Longneck turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.

Mc Nilands is ranked 41,112^th in the world and 6^th in The Alliance of Eros for Highest Average Incomes, with 124,039.74 Standard Monetary Units.