The Republic of Matzerati2 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and daily referendums. The democratic population of 336 million Matzerati2ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Matzerati2ian economy, worth 3.97 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is 11,805 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Matzerati2's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Matzerati2 is ranked 58,206^th in the world and 203^rd in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.18 law-abiding acts per hour.