The Beautiful Sine-Wave Hills of Mathematik is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Brook L' Hôpital Pythos Taylor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.033 billion Mathematicians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tenth Spatial Dimension with 2 Times. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mathematician economy, worth a remarkable 3,103 trillion Slightly Volatile Math Research Papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 154,907 Slightly Volatile Math Research Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Mathematician Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mathematik's national animal is the Transcendental and Real But Inedible Pi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mathematicalism Among All Other Religion.

Mathematik is ranked 5,897^th in the world and 1^st in Minoa for Smartest Citizens, with 120.3 quips per hour.